The terrifying syndrome sweeping through Australian schools

There is a mysterious plague hitting children across Australia and I’m seeing it everywhere.

Kids are melting down in droves and hurling shade at everyone in their path.

Parents are pulling out their hair in despair, pleading “what happened?!”

The answer is nothing, and the explanation is simple.

Once you realise what is behind this sudden influx of Master or Miss Hyde, you never forget it and the next time symptoms present themselves you will be flooded with relief when you realise it’s just your typical case of what I have dubbed ‘Juvenile End-of-Year-Assholery Syndrome.’